As with all seemingly important events in
our calender,for example reality shows, all the betting organizations of Europe
give out betting odds for the Eurovision Song Contest. They're even posted on
Eurovision's official webpage. Using these (certainly not infallible) odds,
we'll present the 10 songs with the best odds. Then tomorrow, we'll be able to
check the veracity of these odds, by comparing them to the actual results. Here
we go...
The sexy man appearing in the photo is Sergey
Lazarev and he is one good reason that Russia leads the overall odds. Russia
has already won the contest 8 years ago and also came second four times. This
year's song is OK (which means good by Eurovision standards), but it lacks that
certain something that made Loreen's Euphoria a sure-fire winner. Still the
choreography and presentation are interesting and the singer definitely
commands our attention. With a good performance in the semi-finals, Sergey may
make it all the way to the winning spot.
That would mean that Russia would be the
next host of the contest. I want to be optimistic about this and hope that
their chance to host the contest will force the Russian government to review
the anti-gay laws in existance. Our Russian gay friends are numerous and absolutely
lovable. Hopefully all this will work in their favor.
Here's Russia's entry:
Then comes Malta, with this song by Ira
Losco. Malta has had reached the contest runners-up spot (#2) twice. One of
these was with this year's singer. Will she catch lightning in a bottle twice? This
is not among my favorites, but I'll have to wait and see tomorrow's performance
for my final judgement. After all, Eurovision isn't just about the song, it's
the whole package that matters.
Here's the entry from Malta:
Next we go to Armenia: a dance song with
oriental touches, sung by a sexy girl with a good voice,
Iveta Mukuchyan. It could go places. Armenia's best position so
far was #4, twice.
Here's Armenia's entry:
The last time the Netherlands won the
contest, was right after Abba, in 1975. It's a long time. They did come second
a couple of years ago, with a very good song by the Common Linnets. There may
be a chance for them this year as well. This song is among my personal
favorites, with its indie vibe and Douwe Bob's pleasant voice.
Here's the entry from the Netherlands:
The Czech song has its merits too. True,
much of it is generic Pop, but there are moments of true emotions there. Also, Gabriela
Gunčíková seems very likeable. So far, the Czech Republic has never qualified
for the finals. This song will probably be the one to do it.
Here's the entry from the Czech Republic:
Iceland's song doesn't really do it for
me, but I realize its potential. I reserve judgement till tomorrow. So far they
have had two #2 positions, the latest being 15 years ago.
Here's Iceland's entry:
Croatia's highest position so far has been
#4, twice. I don't think that the record will be broken this year. I see this
possibly progressing to the finals and maybe achieving a respectable midtable
position there.
Here's Croatia's entry:
Cyprus has made the Top 5 three times,
landing at #5 each one. Will it go higher this year? Possibly not, but it will probably
make the final. It's a rather good song. If the performance checks all the
right boxes, who knows...
Here's the entry from Cyprus:
Azerbaijan appears in the contest for its
9th time, yet in this short space, it has managed a #1, a #2, a #3, a #4 and a
#5 position. This year's song doesn't really do it for me. Let's see...
Here's Azerbaijan's entry:
Hungary has had one #4 and one #5 position
in the past. This song is OK, but the presentation, which includes Tibetan
monks on percussion and lots of fire in general, will probably catch the
public's attention. There's also an interesting hook (whistling?) and the
singer is hot, so we'll see how it goes.
Here's Hungary's entry:
Finally, I cannot not mention Greece, even
though the only way to consider the song a favorite is to read the betting odds
upside down. It's an attempt at doing something different, mixing Greek folk
musical touches with generic Pop sung in English and some Greek rap. Does it
work? Mostly, no. I give it some points for the effort though. Greece has won
the contest once, 11 years ago and has made it to #3 three times.
Here's the entry from Greece:
See you tomorrow after the semi-final!
Thanks for this yianang! I've never really been privy to the Eurovision Song Contest because, well, being American and you know, superior in every way. Yikes! Been listening to the Trumpster a little too much I guess. And yes, I give it to the Brits for the Beatles.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, after listening to these entries I'm struck by how similar most seem to be. With the exception of the Netherlands (which you name as a favorite) nearly every song presented seems to be cast from the same overwrought, bombastic, shout it to the rafters vocals and everything-but-the-kitchen-sink production style. I guess this is the legacy of contests like this where the vocal becomes the spectacle and is more important than the song. The Mariah-fication of singing if you will. If I were to choose my favorites, I'd agree with your pick as well as the Russian (bombast can be a good thing), Malta (despite the dated Celine homage) and Croatia (pleasing, not OTT vocals). Do I care who will prevail? Not really but to each his own.
Hey RM! You're right, the songs' similarity is their main problem. In the past, many countries would sing in their own languages and use their own musical tradition for their entries: this led to some atrocities, which however were entertaining in their awfulness, but it also led to some inspiring moments. Now it's mostly everybody kneeling to the altar of big-voiced, bombastic, manufactured Pop.
DeleteYour favorites are good and will probably receive a lot of points in the final. As to who will prevail... I'm curious to know, but not invested in any way.