Most of the gay artists in the 60s and 70s were
closeted, or semi-closeted. Today we'll deal with an artist who was (and still
is) out and proud. Unforunately, he and his music were "too gay" to
earn him any sort of recognition then. Thankfully, during the last couple of
years, people seem to be discovering him. Hopefully, we here will add our
little bit to further his recognition.
John "Smokey" Condon was just 15 years
old when his father kicked him out of the house, and he moved to Baltimore,
Maryland, where he rented a
room above a rock club. In his own words to noisey.vice.com:
"I lived on the third floor, and it was a
nightclub called the Bluesette. I rented a room, I think it was $40 a month,
and everyone used a common toilet. It was only musicians that lived there. I
was still in high school at that point, and I washed dishes across the street.
I went to school from quarter of two til two-thirty, and then I’d jam and watch
bands. One of the groups that thought they were really gonna make it was called
Grin. That was Nils Lofgren’s band before he started playing with Bruce
Springsteen. So that was my living situation."
He was asked whether his father kicked him out
because he was gay. His answer:
"Well, I was a handful. It was decided that it
would be best if I were a handful somewhere else. [Laughs] But I’m very
proud of that part of my life. Looking back, it was a struggle. Like I said, I
went to school for 45 minutes a day. I was expelled for being gay several
times. I went to a really preppy school, and I’d wear a hot-pink tank top. I’d
get beat up, but I worked and I paid my own rent."
So you were openly gay very early on.
"Yeah, but it was the ’60s so it didn’t faze
anybody I was hanging around with. It didn’t faze anybody until the late ’70s
or early ’80s. Especially in Baltimore, people were just people. I hung out
with all the John Waters people. It just didn’t seem to matter to anybody."
Except the folks at school.
"Yeah. [Laughs] But they were living at
home with their parents. They were being kids. I had to grow up and be an
adult. But you know, I marched with Cesar Chavez and all the grape pickers from
Baltimore to Washington. I was in all the Vietnam protests. It didn’t really
matter if I was gay or straight. People didn’t care. They were hippies."
You mentioned the John Waters crowd. Did you ever
hang out with John Waters himself?
"Very seldom. I was at parties at his house,
when they had a birthday party for Divine. I partied with Edith Massey. But
most of those people hung out at a bar in downtown Baltimore called
Leadbetter’s. But I haven’t seen John since the early ’70s. On Sunday, I was at
a pool party here in Palm Springs and I met the guy who took the cover photos
for John’s book. We were talking and I told him that John didn’t really pick
the craziest people he had his choice of in Baltimore. There were some craaaazy people
he overlooked."
At one point, you met the Doors’ tour manager,
Vince Treanor, and you went to the UK with the Doors. That must’ve been an
eye-opening experience.
"Yeah, it was. They played the Isle Of Wight,
so I got to meet a lot of people. I got to stand next to Jimi Hendrix. I met
Ten Years After and Tiny Tim and Terry Reid. I saw Emerson, Lake and Palmer’s
first gig. But I was hanging out with the Doors. Everyone remembers Jim
Morrison as this sexy idol, but when I was with them he had a beer gut and a
big beard and people threw shit at them when they were onstage because he
wouldn’t talk between songs. We were supposed to go around the world, but the
rest of the tour got canceled because he had his [obscenity] trial in Florida."
Later, in 1973, when the post-Morrison Doors
brought Smokey to L.A., he’d meet producer and soon-to-be co-conspirator
Emmons, a young roadie who’d been racking up impressive studio credits,
including time with underrated L.A. producer Curt Boettcher. And so, in that
strange world that came after hippie but before punk, they decided to make
music together.
EJ Emmons: "Smokey was in my bed.
That’s how I met him. [Laughs] Before that, I was sleeping on the floor
of the studio I’d been working in. Then Vince called me up and said, 'I’ve got
this guy here from the East Coast, he’s really good-looking and he’s got a
great voice. Maybe you can do something with him.' So I went over and met him
and he was everything that Vince said he was. Next thing you know, we went in
and made Leather. I don’t think there was much time between when we met and
when we recorded because I was already working with [singer/songwriter] Gordon
Alexander, and we had a band and a studio ready to go, so why not?"
This is Leather, which was released in 1976 through
EJ & John's own label, S&M Records:
After you recorded the single, EJ shopped it around
to the major labels. But nobody was really interested, right?
Emmons: "We ran into the problem of
being fags, unfortunately, in a time when fags were still not cool in
Hollywood. Ben Edmonds from Capitol watched us for years. He liked it, but he
thought it was too gay. It was kinda like that everywhere."
You guys must’ve been aware that you were pushing
the boundaries as far as gay themes in pop music.
Smokey: "Of course we knew, but the idea was
that somebody had to be first. Somebody had to get in there and go, 'Look,
we’re just as valid as the rest of these motherfuckers.' That’s how music
changes. If you don’t push boundaries, it stays stagnant. I mean, we were up
against all this quiet California stuff like the Eagles or the English hard
rockers, and we were just outrageous. We didn’t have any sense of 'We have to
belong' or 'We have to fit in.' But I didn’t feel like I belonged
or fit in anyway, so what better thing to do than make music that doesn’t
belong or fit in? And people liked it."
The flip side to Leather was Miss Ray, and this was
her story.
Smokey: Christine was her name. I needed a place to live
because I’d moved to New York briefly and lost my place above the Bluesette. So
I moved in with my friend Larry and this woman named Christine who weighed
about 300 pounds. She would turn tricks at night while Larry and I stayed out
and partied. In the morning, she’d give us money and we’d go clothes shopping
for her. I really thought she was a woman. [Laughs] I had no idea.
Unfortunately, Miss Ray is not on youtube, so we
move on to Smokey's second single, released in 1977. On one side was Smokey's
own rendition of the evergreen, Temptation, unfortunately also not on youtube.
The flip side, the more daring How Far Will You Go...?, is:
Their next single came in 1978 and was called Topaz:
In 1980, their single, Fire, was released:
On the B-Side was another good song called
Strong Love:
Strong Love was the one side of their next
single as well, released in 1982. It was coupled with DTNA:
“EJ can attest to this 'cause he used to
have to hear me scream about it, but a couple things really broke the camel's
back,” Smokey says. “I’ll tell this story over and over — we played Norwalk
Roller Rink one night and we were supposed to play with another band but
instead Van Halen was on the bill. Our big song we were pushing was ‘DTNA,’
which stands for ‘Dance the Night Away.’ And I’ll be damned — the first [hit
single] Van Halen came out with was called ‘Dance the Night Away.’ It was not
on their set that night. Shit like that kept happening and a couple really
really got to me, and that’s why we walked away from it.”
But they went out with less a farewell
than a fuck-you. One of the last Smokey songs was the epic, eight-minute Piss
Slave, explicitly recorded as a dare to any second-guessers and potential
plagiarists: “That was way out there — wayyy beyond the pale,”
says Emmons. “And that was the exact intention. We were so pissed off at these
assholes. We just couldn’t get arrested! That was recorded on one roll of tape
from one end to the other and edited together, and the whole thing was to say,
‘We’re thumbing our nose at all you motherfuckers. You can’t play this on the
radio! Here’s a record you couldn’t possibly sign!’”
It wasn't released, but it was certainly
heard. Emmons tells us all about it:
"Oh, that was funny. The DJ at the
Odyssey, Chuck E. Starr, was a good friend of ours. I had just had an acetate
cut for Piss Slave so I brought it down to the club one Saturday night. I
handed it off to Chuck and asked him to play it. He didn’t care - he’d play
anything. So he put it on and for the first two and a half minutes, everybody’s
dancing, everybody’s smiling. Then it hits the minor chord, where it goes “I
wanna drink yo’ piss!” and everyone’s face just turned into an O shape. [Laughs]
Chuck let it go for another eight or twelve bars and then segued into something
else because he felt like he needed to keep everybody dancing. So it was kind
of a half-bomb, half-major-success because it really stopped them."
I actually visited the Odyssey once in
1979! Unfortunately, not on that day.
That would've been really extraordinary...
Smokey: We
wrote that song in about five minutes. It was a one-take vocal. It was
basically about a guy who I was living with at the time. [Laughs]
Emmons: We
actually didn’t tell the band the name of that song when we had them cut the
music. We were working with this great band at the time and some of them were
[Jehovah’s] Witnesses, so I couldn’t put a chart in front of them that said
Piss Slave. So the title on the chart I gave them said Fascinated Funque.
Here's Piss Slave:
By the time they officially put Smokey to
rest in the early '80s, they had helped build the L.A. glitter scene, peformed
with bands like The Dogs, Zolar X and The Quick, pioneered DIY record
production by slipping the guy at the pressing plant a hundred bucks for a
stack of 45s, and recorded with a now-staggering roster of sessioneers
including James Williamson of Iggy & the Stooges, the Bowie/Iggy rhythm
section Tony and Hunt Sales, guitar god Randy Rhoads and cult-famous funk band
Rare Gems.
The guys' personal relationship also
disintegrated by then. They did remain good friends, however. (Smokey: "We
were together eight years total. That was some kind of a record in those days.
[Laughs])
Unfortunately, the rent-boy funk workout Million
Dollar Babies can't be found on youtube, but Topanga, another fun track, can:
Really, Smokey could do it all -
stripped-down synthesizer disco, belting glam, bleak street funk and even some
sadly unrecorded blues numbers, inspired by historical raunch such as Lucille
Bogan’s startling Shave ‘Em Dry. But even with all this - even with L.A. punk
legend Nickey Beat as the drummer at their very first show, who worked at a
limo company then and drove them to the gig in a stretch limousine - Smokey
never made it, either onto a label or into the history books. What happened?
Would things have been different if Smokey hadn't barfed on David Geffen at one
of those wild '70s Hollywood parties? (Smokey: Yes. The story even makes
me blush so I’m not going to tell it.)
Randy Rhoads and
Kelli Garner of Quiet Riot performed with Smokey while still teenagers. Elton
John had their music in his private jukebox. Joan Jett was a huge Smokey fan
before she was even in the Runaways. (Smokey: She came over our
house when we lived in Hollywood and begged to play with us. She must’ve been
14 at the time. I said, 'Joanie, I love you, but you’re just too young.' But
she’s another nice, nice person.)
And that was it. Emmons and Smokey walked
away. Condon would move into lighting design and Emmons would return to the
studio side of the music business, eventually helming his own mastering and
recording outfit, Imagehaus. The world heard no more from Smokey until Chapter
Music rediscovered one of their S&M 45s and used their song as the title
track for the 2012 compilation Strong Love: Songs of Gay Liberation 1972-81.
Once that deal was done, Chapter asked if there was anything else. And of
course there was: reels of studio sessions that’d been sitting untouched in
Emmons’ storage for 35 years. (“I’d look at the tapes and go, ‘Gee, what a pity
we never made it.’” he says. “And that was as far as it would go.”)
Thus the collection How Far Will You Go? -
The S&M Recordings 1973-81 (Chapter Music) came to be in 2015. It is a
powerfully individualistic collection that deserved far better than it got from
history or the industry. But looking back, Smokey regrets nothing.
“We gave it a shot,” Smokey says. “We gave
it a really, really good shot. EJ gave me incredible production and incredible
recordings and I gave it the best I had in me - and it just didn’t fly.”
“They had to take us the way we were or
fuck it,” says Emmons. “That’s how it was. And that’s how it is.”
I hope his pussy has been de-clawed!
ReplyDeleteBeing that he's probably into S&M, I don't know... ;)
DeleteI'm getting a deja vu vibe with Smokey. Was he discussed on a Backlot column or possibly on one of your earlier write-ups here? At any rate, I remember filing it away as a must check out but alas, never did. Until now. I've said before that I never had a proper appreciation for glam/glitter rock outside of Bowie but after sampling a whole bunch of these tunes I see that I really missed the boat. Leave it to our friend John to show me the light!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't to say that style of music was all he was about as your offerings indicate. I like many of these tunes, Topaz for instance and even something as subversive as Piss Slave is still wrapped in a safe, dance music blanket. Considering how acts like Frankie Goes To Hollywood managed to take off, I'm surprised the gay clubs didn't make this HUGE. It definitely seems like subterfuge was afoot. Maybe they were just a little too ahead of the times but it's indeed sad that all this good music went by unnoticed. Ah, but we have folks like you to bring it a new audience and hey, maybe the man himself will see this and comment as other artists have.
I managed to locate all the songs on Youtube that you couldn't so even though they're probably geo-blocked to you, here they are for anyone in the US who are interested:
Miss Ray
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Temptation
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Million Dollar Babies
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or an alternate take
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There are more available so I'll include 2 more interesting numbers:
I'll Always Love You
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Puttin' On The Ritz (NOT the Taco song)
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Enjoy! If you can.
You are quite right, RM, of course. There was once a Backlot story about Smokey. I think our dear friend Snicks was behind it. Unlike you, I did check him out, and so this story came to be. I do so thank you for your perceptive analysis, as well as for your kind words. Also, I feel frustrated, because none of the links that you offer work for me. I have half a mind to ask a computer expert to install a program that will change my URL (I've heard that it can be done fairly easily), so that I can circumvent the odious geo-block.
DeleteStill, I thank you for the links. I you rightly say, other readers may be able to access these videos. Just don't forget guys and girls, before the code provided by Record Man, you should use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
DeleteHere in the States, if I'm already on youtube I find I don't have to type in all that other stuff, just what I give to you. Of course, it may be an entirely different thing internationally! Hopefully, your friend will be able to help you access what we get.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean, RM, it's just that I want everybody to be able to access your links, even those who are not Internet regulars. I am now preparing my new piece, which will be up in a few hours. It will have lots of good music, as well as interesting history, so I'm looking forward to it, even though it's more work than usual. Hope you comment on it too. :)
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